Twitter is a site that never sleeps ! You have loads of tweets flooding on your TL 24X7. How many of you login to twitter and find it hard to logout ? *Me me me* Yes ! Its one addictive hell of a micro blogging site. With millions of users joining twitter everyday twitter has just begun to get way more interesting than it was before. It keeps you entertained with better stuff unlike the saas-bahu sagas on Tv’s ! You just have to follow the right handles on twitter!
Every time I login I wish time stopped and I could keep reading, laughing, @interacting and re-tweeting tweets the whole day ! Twitter is my favorite pass time. Forget stand up comedians you’ll find eak se badkar eak tweetaar comedians on twitter ! Twitter not just about retweets and followers!
I’ll tell you what comedy is KING on twitter and humor is the QUEEN! Tweeple who have any of these are mini celebs on twitter, and those who are blessed to tweet with both comedy and humor you know what I call them? TWELEB :P . Tweeps who aren’t professional stand up comedians and live a normal life have amassed legions of followers by tweeting funny tweets . Their followers later hang on to every 140-character quip of these twelebs.
All those who find it hard to read cartoons and stories to have a quick laugh its time to open an account on twitter and follow the right people ! If you are already a bit funny in real life, the next best thing you can do is follow a bunch of funny people.
Everytime I snigger or laugh like I just read the funniest thing in my life , my family wonders what I am reading , while I actually am LOLing over a tweet on my TL!
Following are few of the funniest tweets I stumbled upon last week ! You are free to #LOL or #ROFL after reading them ! You are welcome
In urban dictionary Apple owner means Kidney seller.— A (@Mad_Mommy_) September 9, 2015
*HDFC ATM post withdrawal* Set this as fav amount? No Wud u like a CC? No Donation? No Personal Loan? No Nashta Hua? NO Gimme the DAMN CARD!— A La Vile De Satara (@AdvancedMaushi) September 2, 2015
Me: "My internet is slow" Customer Care: "Please clear cache, cookies, temp files, C drive, dust under your sofa and recheck"— Bajirao Downey Jr. (@bizzarebhide) September 7, 2015
My phone just fell down a flight of stairs, but it's ok, it was in my pocket.— Elizabeth is Ruined (@Elizasoul80) May 27, 2015
Just took a laddoo and dropped it in the wash basin. Now I have basin ke laddoo!!— दुशासन (@MoronOholic) September 5, 2015
He: Desert mein kya milega? Waiter: Ji, Cactus.— PythaGauri Theorem (@Dramebaaz_Porgi) September 10, 2015
When you are in line to book a railway ticket pic.twitter.com/mdz0xfge2X— PJ (@PJ_CRACKER) September 11, 2015
— Cyanide & Happiness (@C_and_H) September 11, 2015
*indian mothers* 5pm: shaam ho gayi, khidki khol do, hawa ayegi 6pm: shaam ho gayi, khidki band kar do, machhar aayege— Billoo (@MohitParmarr) September 11, 2015
Any top favorite among all of these? Have you retweeted any of them yet? If not how can you not RT these tweets ?! They are awesome !Give me some sunshine, Give some rain, Give me another chance, I wanna grow up once again. pic.twitter.com/Yyi5eJZOHx— Certified Kameena (@shubhansh1504) April 14, 2015
PS: Not everyone would find them funny. Well different people, different tastes !But don’t worry twitter is full of @heelariious people ;) Iam sure you’ll find a few funny ones soon on your TL!
#proTip: If you want to get twitter famous follow their footsteps :p #KThanxBye
Until next time
@Happychirpings aka Najm Nisa ;)